| In a twisted turn of events, Harry Iauko's corrupt actions have reached technological proportions. The Satheds have received that the Vanuatu Daily's webserver has become so, very distraught over the government's lack of disciplinary action towards rascal Minister, Harry Iauko that it [the webserver] has broken into wild gibberish. |
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Tuesday, 24 May 2011 01:34
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This time around, his chest was invested by a band of baby aliens, from one of the outer spaces. And it all started with one tiny, shitty, influenza virus. By Wednesday afternoon, the Sathed eidtor was down with flu and had to close down all Sathed news editing and publishing. Online servers were put offline and all news contributors rudely informed that no news articles were to be submitted, whatsover. A virus had been planted.
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